parentheticalaside:
“ tami-taylors-hair:
“ stayathomegf:
“chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies
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#she’s right and she should say it
I think she might be actually right though. I seem to recall the reason NYC’s public... parentheticalaside:
“ tami-taylors-hair:
“ stayathomegf:
“chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies
”
#she’s right and she should say it
I think she might be actually right though. I seem to recall the reason NYC’s public... parentheticalaside:
“ tami-taylors-hair:
“ stayathomegf:
“chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies
”
#she’s right and she should say it
I think she might be actually right though. I seem to recall the reason NYC’s public... parentheticalaside:
“ tami-taylors-hair:
“ stayathomegf:
“chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies
”
#she’s right and she should say it
I think she might be actually right though. I seem to recall the reason NYC’s public...

parentheticalaside:

tami-taylors-hair:

stayathomegf:

chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies

#she’s right and she should say it

I think she might be actually right though. I seem to recall the reason NYC’s public transit announcements are both male and female is because a study found men will listen to a female voice for information (so a “service”) but not for warnings or instructions, so they added the male voice so dumb dumbs wouldn’t electrocute themselves/stampede in an emergency.

Men hear a woman’s voice, even a robot woman’s, and just automatically associate it with taking care of them like mommy. If it’s doing anything else, like giving orders, they block it out. 

My father and brother get so mad at my navigation with a female voice. They once spent two days on a visit to Albuquerque mocking it and when I finally snapped that they needed to stop being babies about getting instructions from a female voice, my brother said, “Why do you gotta make this about gender?”

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marvelxs-universe:
“ cyberdelph:
“Stucket by ossie
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this is it chief
” marvelxs-universe:
“ cyberdelph:
“Stucket by ossie
”
this is it chief
” marvelxs-universe:
“ cyberdelph:
“Stucket by ossie
”
this is it chief
”

sunfortune:

honeyglazedbabe:

sunfortune:

“entire universe in shambles BUT these 6 Clowns still kicking. okay”

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Thor looking like “when is my girl Valkyrie gon come get me I can’t stand these clowns”

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jellybean-jones:

goldhornsandblackwool:

goldhornsandblackwool:

It’s funny that we use skeletons as symbols of core human anatomy when our bones are just the scaffolding for something else.

behold

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a human without its suit or fuel system

autonomous spagetts

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spiroandthelacktones:

firewolf826:

cammadanar:

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I love nothing more than animation insiders like this! Man, you don’t realize how much math and physics go into stuff like this. Way different than traditional animation!

They can render millions of individual particles of snow but still can’t create more than one face for women

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lethal-cuddles:

kingredeaded:

kingncp:

damian210:

Shit my shoulder

I fucking love bees

Is that legit her voice actress or what?!

Yeah. She did a bunch of NPC voices for Grand Theft Auto V

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stephrc79:

scootsenshi:

Old people can"t understand when younger people are willing to cut a whole relative off. They have lived their entire lives in guilt or based on some sense of loyalty to someone based on blood. People will abuse you betting on that fact, just because ya’ll are blood that means you have to accept it. No, you don’t.

Remember boys, girls, and nonbinaries, the phrase isn’t blood is thicker than water.

It’s actually the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Which literally means the family you choose is and always will be more an important than the family you were born into. So you do you.

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atrius97:

thesmii7y:

when i say i screamed ..

The game is called Death Trips, and it’s played completely straight until this exact moment.

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rogers-wristbands:

skybound-soul:

marshall-is-mega-gay:

marshall-is-mega-gay:

skybound-soul:

skybound-soul:

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

I married the girl I wrote this about and if that isn’t hope for you almost 1 milllion thirsty motherfuckers idk what is

Wait did this

Did this really happen

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corporationsarepeople:

dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

beachfox:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

ffermented-salmonella:

goddessolga:

since1938:

My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

“Did I fucking stutter?”

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